I am POOR {DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SERIOUS}

I just REALISED something. IM POOR
Well i knew that all along, but it just hit me NOW how poor i am.


These Are The 3 Signs Which Showed Me How POOR I Am


1.) I live in a HDB...for those of you who do not know what that means, HDB is what my government provides to the poor people who cant afford their own proper houses. It is basically as u say in the west, A FLAT. It is small, it is high up, it is cramped, it has too little rooms, AND ABOVE ALL YOU GET TO TAKE A STINKING LIFT TO REACH IT.



2.) I go to a lower end JC...Loosely defined, my jc is the place where most of the lousiest people in the country are kicked off to. I mean even the ITE, which is where all the people who havent touched a book in their lives go, get better facilities to study in! Not only am i poor, MY SCHOOL IS POOR ALSO



3.) I am Single... Lets face it Girls go for guys who have either Good Looks OR Good Wallets. I have neither thus my current account ballance of relationships is (wait let me check) $0.00. Not only am i poor, MY RELATIONSHIPS LACK A SUBSTANTIAL FUND OF EXISTENCE.